"the art of dating younger men."

saturday night, mos.
this is how the conversation unfolded..

boy: "where are you from?"

girl: *totally deadpan* "singapore."

boy: "ha ha. that's not funny."

boy: "are you from MGS?"

girl: *the look* "how old are you?"

boy: *hesitantly* "... i'm underaged." *brushes it off with a flick of his wrist*

girl: *laughs out loud and places arm around his shoulder* "young man, for your information, everyone in this group is in their 20s."

boy: "ohmygod" *scampers off, mouth agape*

never in a million years, would i have anticipated an UNDERAGED BOY hitting on me us. you got that right folks, B-O-Y. he's practically my baby brother's age. come to think of it, he is!

more as an afterthought rather than a means to an end, i called roy up to pull some strings last minute - just in case. he in turn, managed to get us on the vip list, under "roy chan + 6" witness the power of having connections! initially, the bouncer couldn't find our names on the vip list, so he asked who put us on it. i ultra confidently said "j**** k****" even though he's roy's friend, not mine. seconds later, he found us. we got stamped and sashayed into the club, effectively cutting the terrifyingly long queue behind us. YAY!

like some overactive kid with ADD, i started squealing and bouncing up and down like a gummybear on gummybear juice, super-excited at what had just taken place. jada simply looked over at me as if i were insane. haha.

to be continued...