1. boobs spilling out of dresses with too low a v-neckline to not be wearing a bra. get some support, will ya?
2. too much under-eye concealer/foundation
(note: visible under the eye only; such that it forms a white line across the top of the cheeks upon camera flashes) it's like faye wong's 'pink sunburn', only white.. and unintended/tional.
3. over-excessive fringe/bang-action going on, it's almost like your face starts below your hair. oh, and you have no eyes either.
4. everyone in your clique is donning identical 'vintage' accessories and chipped red nail polish. (on purpose and most likely scratched off a coupla hours before hitting the town)
5. the smoky eye effect is no longer an 'effect' when your entire clan is rockin' the look.
6. sometimes a skirt is really meant to be just that... a skirt. not a dress, top.. etc. (note: differs from case to case)
7. the messy-hair, half here-half there thing was cute for awhile, find a new look my dear(s).
8. you don't have to pretend to be of legal age when you're not, you're probably the only ones thinking you're getting away with it anyway. plus drinking till you're drunkasaskunk was never cool, doubt it'll ever be. red faces just don't cut it. period.
9. please stop pressing your arms at your sides like that, i know you're trying to push/force your cleavage out, but really. eyesore much? you can be sexy without being slutty.
10. lindsay lohan has an entire 'greatest hits collection of tricks and poses' for the red carpet; ie: the scowl, peace sign, leg cross, over the shoulder, arm behind the head. choose one, the peace sign is getting a bit old, even for me.
fashion crimes of the young and the restless.
2. too much under-eye concealer/foundation
(note: visible under the eye only; such that it forms a white line across the top of the cheeks upon camera flashes) it's like faye wong's 'pink sunburn', only white.. and unintended/tional.
3. over-excessive fringe/bang-action going on, it's almost like your face starts below your hair. oh, and you have no eyes either.
4. everyone in your clique is donning identical 'vintage' accessories and chipped red nail polish. (on purpose and most likely scratched off a coupla hours before hitting the town)
5. the smoky eye effect is no longer an 'effect' when your entire clan is rockin' the look.
6. sometimes a skirt is really meant to be just that... a skirt. not a dress, top.. etc. (note: differs from case to case)
7. the messy-hair, half here-half there thing was cute for awhile, find a new look my dear(s).
8. you don't have to pretend to be of legal age when you're not, you're probably the only ones thinking you're getting away with it anyway. plus drinking till you're drunkasaskunk was never cool, doubt it'll ever be. red faces just don't cut it. period.
9. please stop pressing your arms at your sides like that, i know you're trying to push/force your cleavage out, but really. eyesore much? you can be sexy without being slutty.
10. lindsay lohan has an entire 'greatest hits collection of tricks and poses' for the red carpet; ie: the scowl, peace sign, leg cross, over the shoulder, arm behind the head. choose one, the peace sign is getting a bit old, even for me.
fashion crimes of the young and the restless.
love, the snobbish slut.
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