piano score, page 1

something funny happened today.

i was watching tv in the living room downstairs. the wind blew and i heard the shuffling of papers falling on the floor.

crap! my piano scores!

i rushed over and started picking them up from all over the place. under the sofa, on the flower vase, under the piano... when i gathered them together, i started arranging them by the page numbers. shit. page 1 was missing.

i panicked, obviously. carol walked past and i told her. she said joking,"probably AJ ate them by now." i didn't take her seriously and continued the hunt for page 1.

i stopped when i found a tiny piece of paper. it was no bigger than half my palm, torn and crumpled up. it pointed me in the direction of one person and one person only.

ALEXANDER JAMES TAN! HE ATE MY PIANO SCORES!

how am i going to explain the disappearance of page 1 to ms anne? with no other choice, i kept the tiny corner as evidence. baby was punished. i locked him outside. the naughty boy even had the AUDACITY to lie SO still as i dropped to the floor, looking under everything and anything, frantically searching.

i never suspected him at all!

everyone finds it SO amusing. hardy har har.

so now i have to play it from memory.. tsk.