the sex shoes are mine!! nehnehnipoopoo

the mother has purchased the charles & keith shoes as an advanced birthday present!!!!!

OMG, right?

yep, you heard me right the first time. she. bought. me. the. SEX. shoes. said it was an advanced birthday present and that virgi would bring them back to the uk for me. i didn't even ask her to. in fact, i specifically told her i could live without them. i was blatantly lying of course.. you know, trying to put up a brave front in light of the recession and all.

I AM IN LUST with a capital Y for
YES I OFFICIALLY OWN 'EM
a la jimmy choo knockoffs

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i swear she's getting mellower with age. the last time i went home for summer, she brought me to charles & keith and practically FORCED me to let her buy me this cute pair of marni-esque cream 2-tone shoes with a chunky heel and this gorrrrgeous emerald satin clutch with chain gold strap (proudly on display in my latest facebook pics with mandi). she said that was an advanced birthday-and-christmas present too.

ask anyone, i don't have any particular material vices. i don't have a shoe or bag fetish, i'm not an impulsive shopper - for either high or low end stuff. in fact, one of my greatest qualities is the ability to resist temptation, retail-wise anyway. frantic rummage-through-bins type sales are really not my thing. i wouldn't mind a good sale now and again but the thought of having to squeeze my way through a throng of sweaty women and compete over the last piece on the rack is not my idea of a fun time.

though that said, i did manage to walk off with my favourite oversized knitted shrug from a REISS sample sale - a steal! at £15 - relatively unscathed. by complete accident, that was. carla and i just happened to be in the area *gleeful look*

my point was, i don't have any major shoe fetish or habit, but for this particular pair... where do i sign up?

you can't tell just how delicious these shoes are simply by looking at them. trust me, you gotta put them on to FEEL THE POWER coursing through your veins. the second i buckled the straps and sashayed down to the mirror to give myself a once over, i thought: jeeeeesus. these shoes are SEX! they compelled me to stand up straight for one; boobs up, butt out. they're much higher than what my feet/body/center of gravity is/are accustomed to but i'll get used to it. promise!

tra la la la la... can't wait to slip into them and dance the night away.